Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Only tumor weeks til Christmas

At last I finally met with my neurosurgeon to discuss the pathology from the biopsy. He explained that my tumor is a Papillary tumor of the Pineal region of the brain. These are extremely rare and per this Wikipedia page they make up less than 1% of all brain tumors. My wife says I am a "special unicorn." Yay.

As of 2011 there had only been 57 documented cases of these tumors worldwide. They do, however, have their own Wikipedia page so hey that's something.

The neurosurgeon went on to explain that tumor severity is graded on a scale of 1 to 4 with 4 being the most severe/bad. He said the biological behavior of the Papillary tumor is variable and could not be definitively graded on this scale except to say they believe mine is either a 1 or a 2. A 1 is benign and a 2 is potentially malignant. See this page for more information on the histological grading scale. Because it's not (yet) a 3 or a 4 (which are malignant) we're calling this a victory in the war on BKP.
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Despite this victory the war is ongoing. My tumor did not show "significant mitotic activity" which he said was good. According to the aforementioned Wikipedia page these tumors most commonly occur in people aged 31.5 years (average) which is incredible because my biopsy actually occurred exactly 5 days before I became 31.5. The Wikipedia page lists the Papillary tumor as grade 2 or 3 - not sure why the discrepancy. Even though Wikipedia has never, ever been wrong I'll take my neurosurgeon's word for now. So, what's next?
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My neurosurgeon has recommended I consult with a doctor with more experience on the matter. He's provided a referral to a neurosurgeon at the Duke University Medical Center in Durham, NC. The new neurosurgeon will assess whether another surgery (tumor resection) or a wait-and-see method (MRI every few months) would be best. My neurosurgeon has been incredible and if this guy at Duke is better then I may have to refer to him as "superneurosurgeon." This has the added benefit of helping me differentiate the two for this blog. Current neurosurgeon said, somewhat unofficially, that he would be comfortable with waiting a few months and seeing how the tumor grew (if it grew at all) but ultimately deferred to Superneurosurgeon's opinion. So... like nearly every great college basketball player from the past 30 years I'm going to Duke.
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Now I wait for Superneurosurgeon's office to call me to set up the appointment. I'm hopeful they can see me before the end of December. My beloved Blue Devils have four home games between 12/15 and 12/30 and another three between 1/9 and 1/18 so maybe, if we come in to a large sum of money for tickets between now and then, we can turn this trip in to something fun. This may go without saying but I'm definitely hoping the new doctor recommends the wait-and-see approach. I might be over-optimistic but my hunch is that the wait-and-see is what will happen. With some luck the MRI (which would take place roughly in February) will show little or no growth which, coupled with the biopsy results, would indicate the tumor is benign. Should I need more surgery it will occur at Duke. Anyone have a place to stay in the Durham area?
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All in all I am very happy. We're not quite popping the champagne and obviously nothing will match hearing "your tumor is benign" with all of this stuff ending in good health but it's hard to think of today's news as anything other than positive. It's groundhogs day with at least a few more weeks of relative uncertainty but it feels great having the worst possible outcomes crossed off. They even took my stitches out so now the only ways in which I scare small children are:

  • My mohawk
  • My teeth
  • Forcing them to speak in public
  • My gait
  • My odor
  • Asking them to pull my finger
  • My general enormity
  • My clown mask
So, like, basically nothing!

Friday, December 4, 2015

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin...

No news on the tumor front so I'd like to use this space to show some appreciation for the following people: my wife, my BFF, my roommate, my financial planner, my maid, my accomplice, my nurse and my boss lady. These are all Devin Rehm and today is her birthday.

My love and respect grows for her with each passing year. I am truly blessed to have her in my life. The various ups and downs that we have faced together in the life have further strengthened our bond, love and respect for each other.

As many of you know, Devin suffered from autoimmune hemolitic anemia in the fall of 2012. She was in the hospital for a few weeks and very nearly died. From this, from her, I learned everything I know about handling my current medical issues.

One of the common refrains since The War on BKP started has been "wow, you two have been through a lot." I don't think of it that way, I simply think we've been lucky that these tough times have been spent together.
(Photo, however unflattering, has been shared with Devin's permission. Also, I can't look at it without getting emotional. Thanks to Carol for sending it to us in October. We didn't know it existed for three years.)
I'll refrain from embarrassing her by going in to details, but I can say with full sincerity and without being trite that I could not have made it through my surgery or the surrounding events without her experience and support.

Devin, I love you. Happy birthday.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

No news is good news?

No biopsy results yet.
Analysis is done by committee at the Mayo Clinic. Per a pathologist friend-of-a-friend the type of tumor is so rare that it likely takes a lot longer to analyze. I don't have an ETA, could be any time.

Anyways, I'm nervous, sure, but I'm also LIMITED EDITION...

I will make a post again here once we know, of course.
The Kennestone staff had to shave back a big chunk of my hair to perform my previous surgery so as you've probably seen on Facebook by now I decided to keep the lemons life gave me because, hey, free lemons. Here's the new mohawk haircut I am sporting complete with Harry Potter-esque scar.

One of the things I forgot to mention in my previous post was that the next surgery, if there is a next surgery, might have to be performed at Duke University in Durham, NC. Duke basketball is about equal to Patriots football in my heart (both only slightly behind Red Sox baseball) so while I definitely don't want to have another surgery there might be a silver lining of getting to be in town during the currently-in-progress season. Here's our friend Roy, wifewoman Devin and I celebrating Duke winning the National Championship in April:

The below picture shows my brother and I with Duke legend Shane Battier in the fall of 2002. My brother is a bigger Duke fan than I am, big enough of a fan to jab sharpened pencils in to my ears as an excuse to go to Durham, so I'm watching him closely.

In other news, we saw the bill for my surgery, pre-insurance and it was over $100,000. Six figures. Seriously. I don't yet know how much our part will be but unless it's "actually, Mr. Rehm, we're paying you for coming in" then I it will be out of my budget. I'm not stressing about this (yet), just sharing it because it's interesting.
Anyways, thank you all for the continued well-wishes, food, thoughts, prayers, swears, etc. I am nervous but I am feeling physically fine and I will not let the nervousness overwhelm me. We continue to look ahead, not backward.
“That the birds of worry and care fly over your head, this you cannot change, but that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent.”